pico-8 cartridge // http://www.pico-8.com version 41 __lua__ -- function _init() start_scene("title") end function _update() if _scene and _scene.update then _scene.update() end end function _draw() if _scene and _scene.draw then _scene.draw() end end function start_scene(name) _scene = _scenes[name] _scene_start = time() if _scene.start then _scene.start() end end function scene_time() return time() - _scene_start end _scene = nil _scenes = {} _scene_start = 0 function draw_title() cls() spr(64, 10, 30, 16, 4) print("the home video arcade game", 5, 70, 8) end function update_title() if scene_time() > 6 then start_scene("menu") end end function draw_jerry(x, y, glasses_y, mouth) spr(1, x, y, 4, 4) spr(21, x+8, y+9-glasses_y, 2, 1) if mouth == "talking" then spr(5+(t()*3)%4, x+14, y+16) elseif mouth == "shocked" then spr(9, x+14, y+16) else spr(6, x+14, y+16) end end function draw_bag(bag, open, x, y) -- small local n = 11 local h = 1 if bag == 2 then n = 27 h = 2 elseif bag == 3 then n = 23 h = 3 end if not open then n += 2 end spr(n, x, y+8*(3-h), 2, h) end function jerry_say(text) print(text, 40, 92, 7) end function draw_menu() cls(1) palt(0, false) palt(11, true) rectfill(0, 90, 128, 128, 2) draw_jerry(5, 96, t()%6, "talking") local tx = 30 local ty = 62 local b1 = 9 local b2 = 12 local b3 = 15 if scene_time() > b1 then rectfill(0, 60, 128, 90, 0) end if scene_time() > b3 then print("i can only climax\nif my pet\norangutan 'pebbles'\nis watching", tx, ty, 7) draw_spotlight(3) elseif scene_time() > b2 then print("i have lube hidden\nin every room in my\nhouse", tx, ty, 7) draw_spotlight(2) elseif scene_time() > b1 then print("i wet the bed", tx, ty, 7) draw_spotlight(1) end draw_bag(1, scene_time() > b1, 20, 20) draw_bag(2, scene_time() > b2, 60, 20) draw_bag(3, scene_time() > b3, 100, 20) local text = "welcome to baggage,\nthe game show where\ndaters reveal their\nsmall, medium,\nand large baggage\nfor a shot at love" jerry_say(sub(text, 1, letters)) end function 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